I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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