so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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