my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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