so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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