he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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