I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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