Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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