I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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