We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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