You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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