I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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