Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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