batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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