belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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