Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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