at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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