I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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