My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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