She announced her abortion via fbk
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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