dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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