you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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