I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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