Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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