Me. At least after what I've been through.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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