omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize