Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm really busy with my period
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