I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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