Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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