I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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