i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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