Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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