Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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