Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you had me at cake vodka
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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