Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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