Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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