I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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