Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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