I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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