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  • 44 21
    Submitted by venomlash on Sep 4, 13 at 12:13pm

    What exactly is the point of a mini dildo?

  • 34 32
    Submitted by rwool13 on Sep 4, 13 at 1:27pm

    "mommy, this sucker tastes bad"

  • 29 24
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Sep 4, 13 at 6:52pm

    I'd be surprised if you didn't.

  • 31 29
    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 5, 13 at 12:04am

    The mini dildos come in two flavors. The vanilla ones are 3" long, and the chocolate ones are 6".

  • 25 20
    Submitted by abllinckin on Sep 6, 13 at 2:20am

    Aaaand favorite.

  • 29 33
    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 5, 13 at 2:27am

    Then the day after you can go door to door and tell everyone you handed them out and that you are the neighborhood registered sex offender.