I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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