thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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