mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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