I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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