there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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