So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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