Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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