If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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