no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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