wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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