fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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