Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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